HELLO. I'M EMMA. SOMETIMES THIS BLOG HAS A LOT OF HORRIBLE HISTORIES ON IT AND SOMETIMES IT DOESN'T. USUALLY IT DOES THOUGH. BYE.

Guys stop that. Stop being so awesome. Just stop.

(okay continue)

15) Post a picture (or more than one picture) of your absolute favourite character so far.

Hi. Have I mentioned that I love Elagabalus?

WARNING: POSSIBLE CREEPY FANGIRL POST RIGHT HERE.

14) Who’s your favourite actor/actress in the programme?

Right. Fangirl mode activate. This here is Mathew Baynton and he is my favourite actor from Horrible Histories because... I don't even know why he's just so amazing. Literally all of his characters are done really well and his accents are perfect and he has wonderful hair and he's just so good. Plus, he can sing. AND HE'S ELAGABALUS OKAY AND I LOVE ELAGABALUS.

Any excuse for me to post this picture.

13) Which is your favourite shouty ad?

- NEW VICTORIAN MAID.

12) What time did your favourite Historical Hospital Dr come from?

- The Egyptian one. He was so camp and lovely.

11) Post 5 screencaps of your favourite series two episode?

Episode 8.

10) What’s the weirdest fact you’ve learnt from watching?

- Probably the bit about that one pirate stealing cows and trying to get arrested because they were spewing and puking and puking and spewing.

8) What’s your favourite sketch from series two?

-When this sketch first happens I literally spent the entire thing crying. I will never get over how funny this sketch is.

"I'm not going to blind you with science, just assault you with this red hot poker!"

"Only SCIENCE has the answer. Science and mustard!"

"I am a sausage! Sizzle sizzle sizzle!"

7) Which George do you like best sad, bad, mad or fat?

-Surprisingly, my favourite is George IV, the fat one.

6) Who’s your favourite historical figure covered in the series so far?

This badass right his is the Roman Emperor Elagabalus. (Except his name wasn't always that.) Anyway, he held dinner parties and made his guessed eat rocks that looked like food while he ate the food himself. He used guts to tell the future. His dessert was so scrummy you won't literally believe it. He created the Roman lottery and gave away nice prizes, like houses and slaves (not so nice for the slaves) and some not so nice ones like bees and dead dogs. And sometimes he shot the lottery tickets out of a cannon but included some poisonous snakes too so the people had a hard time getting the tickets.

I also love Elagabalus because of the way Mat plays him. He's so camp and funny and that accent just kills me.

I can't believe I just practically wrote and essay on why I love Elagabalus. I have no life.

5) Post your favourite song.

I imagine a lot of people know this is my favourite song, from the fact that my twitter and dailybooth usernames are now pachacuti. :L

4) Which era covered is your favourite?

- I like pretty much all of them. They all have their own little things so I really don't know how to choose. I suppose Rotten Romans comes to mind first because I've always loved Romans idek why.

3) Post 5 screen-caps from your favourite series one

episode.
(I DON'T THINK I HAVE SERIES ONE SCREENCAPS)

This is all I have from series one. You can tell I like 2 + 3 better.

2) Which stupid death made you laugh the most?

- I don't even know, I love them all. :L I really like the one on the deleted scenes section of series two though. And the WW2 Businessman. And Henry DeBohun.

Horrible Histories 15 day challenge
(I'M DOING IT ALL AT ONE HAHAHAHA.)

1) What’s your favourite sketch in series one?
- Probably the Helen of Troy sketch.

egyptian!Baynton spam. :3

CUTE SHIRT IS CUTE.

GODAMMIT I JUST POSTED THAT PICTURE

LIKE THREE DAYS AGO. WOOOOW.

GROVESNOR - Live @ La Flèche d'or (Inrocks Indé... by sourdoreille

Things to notice in this video:

• This is a WONDERFUL song.
• The way Mat sings the word "honest"

13th June 2011

Today in RPE we had to say who our heroes are. I said mine was Lady Gaga, because she's fucking amazing. Phil and Nevin both said that their brothers were their heroes, which is kinda nice. Sarah said hers was Obi, her dog. I fucking love that girl. I should have said she was my hero.

I also played pat-a-cake with Kieran and we all played the "up my bum" game together. Which isn't anything dirty, you just say "up my bum" after everything you say. Which leads to hilarious conversations!

Oh boy!

http://history-slash.livejournal.com/ I feel a lot less weird about shipping Bathew now. I really do.

Saturday 11th June 2011

Hello! I would like to try and make this a proper blog about what's been going on in my life, but no doubt I'll get bored and wander off topic.

Firstly, I am proud of myself. My hamster died today. My baby. Beckett. And I haven't cried at all. Not once. And I cry at everything. Every-fucking-thing. I dunno if I'm getting stronger or if I just knew it was coming so I realise that its probably better that he's gone rather than laying in the middle of his cage not eating or drinking, as he has been for the past week or so.

Secondly, I am wearing a really nice bra and it has stopped poking me in the boob. This is a wonderful thing.

School starts again on Monday and I am royally pissed off by this because it means no more staying up until 3am Tweeting nonsense about Horrible Histories and getting up at 12pm and eating entire cans of mini hotdogs. I have to get up and go to school and do work and talk to people that don't share my love of Horrible Histories. It also means I can't watch Horrible Histories or Doctor Who or any of the crap daytime TV I've started watching seeing as once you get to Sixth Form you have stupid amounts of time off school.

Right now I'm watching this little web series thing called Nigel and Victoria, which I think is supposed to be advertizing Philips... because its based around a girl advertising Philips. Anyway, I only started watching it because I saw it on Tumblr and noticed it has Ben Willbond in it who is amazing and has a really nice voice, but its actually a really cute little show. I feel so sorry for Nigel. He's kinda like me I guess. Like "Hi you're hot you should notice me can we be together now no okay?" They're on a trampoline that is so cute! Aww she's flying somewhere else NO DON'T LEAVE NIGEL HE'S TOO NICE. I should show Reinbold this. She. Would. LOVE IT. Well, as long as it has a happy ending.

youtube.com/nigelandvictoria

I REGRET NOTHING!

Things that cause me to think inappropriate things.

• "perhaps I can interest you in a muffin!"
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List of potential hamster names.

MALE

• Baynton
• Entei
• Raichu
• Kamex (Japanese for Blastoise)
• Gengar
• PACHACUTI
• Caligula

FEMALE

• Eevee
• Chikorita
• Cleffa
• Togepi
• Magby
• Cherubi
• Drifloon
• Zorua
• Boudicca

LAST ONE BEFORE BED, YO.

VIDEO GAME CHALLENGE

Day 1 - Very first video game.
Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening. (Or Tetris, may have been Tetris.)

Day 2 - Your favorite character.
Okay, I love Link because he's badass, I love Luigi because he is amazing and no one loves Luigi, I love Peach because of her HATAAA move with her butt in Brawl and I love Phoenix Wright because HE'S PHOENIX WRIGHT, and I love.... I don't have a favourite.
Day 3 - A game that is underrated.
Link's Awakening. Its such a good little Zelda game but it just get competely ignored because its not one of the big 3D games like OoT or TP. Thank GOD its getting a re-release on the 3DS.
Day 4 - Your guilty pleasure game.
CONSTRUCTION ZONE. IT'S SO BAD BUT SO FUN DIHFIDKSDKSHKUHD
Day 5 - Game character you feel you are most like (or wish you were).
I feel I am most like Luigi, y'know, coz he's scared of everything but still really badass fuckken awesome at the same time. I wish I could be like Zelda though because she (gets to be with Link) transform into Shiek and she's really cool and pretty.
Day 6 - Most annoying character.
NAAVIIIIIIIIII.
(Or Peach if you're playing Mario Party because she's a dirty cheater.)

Day 7 - Favorite game couple.
ANJU AND KAFEI!!!!! ANJU. AND. KAFEIIIIIII!
Day 8 - Best soundtrack.
Majora's Mask. FUKKEN CLOCK TOWN.
(Or Sonic Adventure 2 Battle)
Day 9 - Saddest game scene.
The bad ending of Phoenix Wright: Justice for All is really sad.
Day 10 - Best gameplay.
Oh GOD I have no idea I love so many games.

Day 11 - Gaming system of choice.
Nintendo DSi every time.
Day 12 - A game everyone should play.
LINK'S FUKKEN AWAKENING.
Day 13 - A game you’ve played more than five times.
...LINK'S FUKKEN AWAKENING.
Day 14 - Current (or most recent) gaming wallpaper.
I had a Pokemon Wallpaper a while ago.
Day 15 - Post a screenshot from the game you’re playing right now.

Day 16 - Game with the best cut scenes.
Final Fantasy X (Although I've only ever seen an LP, but I'm DYING to play it) or Ocarina of Time. OH NO TWILIGHT PRINCESS.
Day 17 - Favorite antagonist.
Ganondorf/Bowser/Kristoph Gavin
Day 18 - Favorite protagonist.
LINK.
Day 19 - Picture of a game setting you wish you lived in.

(I FUKKEN LOVE JOHTO)
Day 20 - Favorite genre.
OKay I do like casual gaming and adventure/rpg.
Day 21 - Game with the best story.
Ocarina of Time hands down.
Day 22 - A game sequel which disappointed you.
Pokemon Diamond/Pearl/Platinum. SINNOH SUCKED BALLS.
Day 23 - Game you think had the best graphics or art style.
Phoenix Wright series. The art is wonderful~
Day 24 - Favorite classic game.
Pong? ;)

Day 25 - A game you plan on playing.
Final Fantasy X / SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE.
Day 26 - Best voice acting.
HAHA SONIC ADVENTURE TWO BATTLE LOL.
Day 27 - Most epic scene ever.
When the moon come crashing down on Majora's Mask.
Day 28 - Favorite game developer.
Is Nintendo a developer or a company or what?
Day 29 - A game you thought you wouldn’t like, but ended up loving.
CONSTRUCTION ZONE.
Day 30 - Your favorite game of all time
THE LEGEND OF ZELDA:
LINK'S AWAKENING.

tehehehe

FUCK MARRY KILL CHALLENGE

1. A person you will fuck; why?
   mat baynton/brendon urie because HNNNGG.

2. A person you will kill.
   bieber?

3. A person you will marry.
   mat baynton awww hipster wedding!

4. FMK: Edward Cullen, Harry Potter, Jacob Black
   F - Jacob, M - Harry, K - Edward.

5. FMK: Jared Leto, Gabe Saporta, Mikey Way
   F - Jared, M - Mikey, K - Gabe

6. FMK: Alex Gaskarth, Jack Barakat, William Beckett
   F - Alex, M - WILLIAM BECKET OH GOD YES. K - Jack.

7. FMK: Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, Zac Efron
   F - Joe, M - Zac Efron, K - Taylor

8. FMK: Travis Barker, Bruno Mars, Tanner Howe
   I HAVE NO OPINION ON ANY OF THESE PEOPLE.

9. FMK: Tom DeLonge, Martin Johnson, John Ohh
   IDEK WHO TWO OF THESE ARE LOL.

10. Your own FMK: Fuck a punk star, kill a pop star, and marry a star.
    A punk star? Idk. Kill Bieber MARRY BY BOY URIE.

iPod Shuffle Meme: Horrible Histories Edition.

Post the song along with the post.

1. First song to come on your shuffle – why is it on your iPod, what significance does it hold?

   I Hate My Wife (George IV Goes Solo) Umm, okay, I suppose it doesn't really hold any significance but it is my favourite Jim Howick song.

2. First song to come on your shuffle that makes you happy – why does it make you happy?

   Cleopatra - Its Horrible Histories meets Lady Gaga and has that cute Bathew bit. :D

3. First song to come on your shuffle that makes you sad, why does it make you sad?

   NONE OF THEM MAKE ME SAD.

4. Fifteenth song to come on your shuffle is now the theme that describes your lfie. What does it say?

   Make a Mummy. - Am I going to die? Am I going to go into a career of mummification? I hope not.

5. List the first ten songs to come on your shuffle.

   Cleopatra, Plague Song, Georgian Make-Up, Divorced Beheaded and Died, The King of Bling, William Wallace: Scottish Rebel, Caveman Love, I'm a Knight, Spartan High School Musical, Victorian Inventions.

6. First song to come on your shuffle that relates to your day, explain it.

   The King of Bling - Because I am obviously a major party animal and I spent all day partying.

7. Think of a certain song you want to listen to right now, and go through your shuffle until you find it. Post how many songs out of how many are in your entire library to get to it.

   It was the 13th song to come on.

8. First song to come on your shuffle that's a love song – explain its significance to you if any.

   Caveman Love - There isn't a significance, but there's another cute Bathew bit.

9. First song to come on your shuffle from a band that you have seen in concert.

   HORRIBLE HISTORIES. NO CONCERT.

10. First song to come on your shuffle that describes your outlook on life. Why? Explain it.

    Literally: The Vikings Song - BECAUSE VIKING'S ARE BADASS.

"OH NO, THAT'S HAPPENED"

Ben Willbond reminds me of Kieran and I have no idea why. :|