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Damn you highlighted text!

So, some of the stuff I copied from google translate has decided to be highlighted in white. Sucks, coz my main text colour is now white. So, if you want to read it, you're gonna have to highlight it ad then read it coz idk how to fix that lol.

My typing is getting more informal by the second. Balls.

LAST ONE I PROMISE.

The Ballad of Mona Lisa - Panic! At The Disco.

She has her finger paint, very accurate
He began to notice an empty bottle of gin
And take time to assess the crime she paid ...
Solitary speaker in conversation
Her words, is swimming in his ear again
Taste, but you paid just is not anything wrong.
I give my mark, I told the Sun the right to say Im like the rain
I want to believe
Oh, Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa, oh my, to see the turtles face is guaranteed to have you, are paying to run this town
He is desperate for another day another dollar to what to call it, she says, she is the proper word, and I must say that he feels left 999,2 sold. ..
I want to believe given the sign, the Sun reported up and down like rain I'm right
Oh, Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa, oh my, to see the turtles face is guaranteed to have you, are paying to run this town
Oh Mona Lisa
I give my mark, said a day like I'm right down the rain
I want to believe
Well Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa, Oh, to see which side is guaranteed to jar you are paying to run this town
I give my mark, said a rainy day like I'm right down
I want to believe
Just what you paid and have the wrong flavor.

Going to translate this bit of a fanfiction:

Bakura was standing in the middle of nowhere with his arms crossed and a bored look on his face. A little way in front of him stood a large tree with a teenage boy trying to climb it. The boy in the tree just so happened to be Marik Ishtar, who was expecting Bakura almost thirty minutes ago and had given up waiting and was now about to give up climbing the tree.

“I’m here Marik. What the bloody hell are you doing?” asked Bakura, making Marik jump and fall from the bottom of the tree. Somehow.

“Jeeze Bakura, don’t sneak up on me like that. Any why are you half an hour late?”

“…I was otherwise engaged.” he lied. He had been awake until three in the morning watching the Card Game Channel and cursing anyone who used a card that the Pharoah had in his deck, which then meant that he slept late and missed 9am which is when he was supposed to have met Marik. Bakura wasn’t fond of mornings like Marik was anyway. He thought this might have been because Marik had grown up underground and never really knew when it was morning or when it was night and just slept when he got tired, no matter what time it was.

“Who were you sleeping with, Bakura?” Marik demanded, trying not to let any hints of jealousy spill into his words.

“No one, Marik. Why do you always assume that? It’s as if you’re making sure I’m not because you want me for yourself or something.”

“NO. Noooooo! It’s… never mind what you were doing! Where is the video camera?” Marik walked towards Bakura and held out his hand. Bakura kept his arms folded. He’d forgotten the camera.

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Was at a crossroads where Bakura is a bored look on his face in his arms. The load in front of him trying to climb into the stands for most teenage boys are a big tree.Marikuishutaru I expected to give the boy before, you can generate a tree, I climb a tree now, Bakura gave up waiting about 30 minutes.
"I bloody Malik is here?" And from the bottom of the tree falling Marikujanpu, Bakura asked. Somehow.
"Jeeze Bakura is what stalkers. To make sure that is not what it appears is not one of the reasons of late?"
"... I was otherwise engaged." He lied. He has been a Pharaoh, he has missed means going to bed is at 9:00 a, deck, he said Malik games and if you meet them, the three cards Irutsu going to watch a channel card meant he was late that it was not cursed. Bakura Malik's was kind of like the morning, he says. Malik is in the morning, so I have the fact that I was sleeping in the subway or he else just grow tired to know when someone might have thought, and itnight, he is something.
"You are sleeping with Bakura?" Malik is to avoid any hint of jealousy of his current language you are looking for, please try it added.
"If someone Malik Why do I always expect it? It, I do not like to see itself not its existence."
"No, Noooooo ... I have had for you was doing! What is the video from? It" Bakura Malik has been holding hands walking towards a friend. Bakura had his arms folded. He had forgotten the camera. .

Once upon a time there was a young girl called Rena. She lived in a beautiful village where there were lovely people and everyone loved each other. But one day, a unicorn came to the village and this made a lot of people sad because it would only play with Rena, and it would not let anyone else touch its horn. So, Rena and the magic unicorn left the village and spent the rest of their lives in a new place called Unicorn Town. The End.

むかしむかし、リナと呼ばれる若い女の子があった。彼女は素敵な人があったと誰もがお互いに愛さ美しい村に住んでいた。しかし、ある日、ユニコーンは、村に来て、それだけでレナと遊ぶなぜなら、それは誰にもその角に触れることはできないだろう、この人が悲しいの多くをした。だから、レナと魔法のユニコーンは、村を出て、ユニコーンタウンと呼ばれる新しい場所で自分たちの生活の残りの部分を過ごした。終了します。

Once upon a time there was a young girl called Lena. Shelived in the village and everyone loved each other there wasa wonderful person. But one day, Unicorn, come to villages,because Lena playing with it just touching the corner thatnobody would be impossible, and many of these people are sad. So Lena and the Magic Unicorn is out of the village and spent the rest of their lives in a new place calledYunikontaun. Exit.

Once upon a time there was a young girl called Lena. Shehas lived in the village, was added to each other all nicepeople. Lena Corner only that everyone is impossible, manyof these people, but playing with the touch ares Sadly, one day, Unicorn, come to the village. So to, Lena and the Magic Unicorn is out of the village, Yunikontaun spent therest of their lives in a new place is called. Exit.

Once upon a time there was a young girl called Lena. Shehas all the wonderful people that live in villages that were added to each other. Lena Corner, everyone, many of thesepeople, Earl has sadly impossible to play one touch, one day come to the village, Unicorn. To do this, Lina andmagical unicorns are outside of the village, Yunikontaunspent the rest of their lives in a new place is called. Exit.

Once upon a time there was a young girl called Lena. Shehas all the wonderful people who live in villages that were added to each other. Lina corner, no one, many of thesepeople, Count One Touch village, sadly came to play aunicorn Sun is impossible. To do this, Lina and magicalunicorns are located outside the village, Yunikontaun spentthe rest of their lives in a new place is called. Exit.

Once upon a time there was a young girl called Lena. Shehas all the wonderful people who live in villages that were added to each other. Rinakona, no one, many of thesepeople, Count One Touch village, sadly, Sun is playing a unicorn came to impossible. To do this, Lina and magicalunicorns, if outside the village, Yunikontaun spent the rest oftheir lives in a new place is called. Exit.

Once upon a time there was a young girl called Lena. Shehas all the wonderful people who live in villages that were added to each other. Rinakona, no one, many of thesepeople, Count One Touch village, sadly, Sun has the unicornbecame impossible to play. To do this, Lina and magicalunicorns, if outside the village, Yunikontaun spent the rest oftheir lives in a new place is called. Exit.

Hello. My name is Emma and I am seventeen. I am doing this because I want to see if I can get hilarious results by continuously translating this text into another language.

こんにちは。私の名前はエマだと私は17歳です。私は継続的に他の言語にこのテキストを翻訳することによって、陽気な結果を得ることができるかどうかを確認したいので、私はこれをやっています。

Hello. My name is Emma and I am 17 years old. I do this bytranslating the text into another language continually, so ifyou want to see results can be hilarious, I'm doing this.

こんにちは。私の名前はエマだと私は17歳です。私は絶えず他の言語にテキストを翻訳すると、結果は陽気なことができる見たいと思ってそうだとすれば、私はこれをやってこれを行う。

Hello. My name is Emma and I am 17 years old. I have toconstantly translate text into other languages​​, and if the result is likely to want to see can be hilarious, but I do so to do this.

こんにちは。私の名前はエマだと私は17歳です。私は、常に他の言語にテキストを翻訳する必要があります結果は陽気なことができます参照してくださいする可能性がある場合、私はこれを行うには、これを行う。

Hello. My name is Emma and I am 17 years old. I need totranslate the resulting text into another language is alwayspossible if you can please refer to the hilarious, I have to dothis, do this.

こんにちは。私の名前はエマだと私は17歳です。私はあなたには、陽気に参照してくださいできれば他の言語に翻訳されたテキストは常に可能です変換する必要があります、私はこれを行うには、これを行うにする必要があります。

Hello. My name is Emma and I am 17 years old. I want you to, the text has been translated into other languages, pleasesee if the weather should always be possible to convert, I have to do this, you need to do this.

こんにちは。私の名前はエマだと私は17歳です。私は、テキストは天気はいつもに変換することが可能かどうかを参照してください、他の言語に翻訳されてて欲しい、私はあなたがこれを行うにする必要がある、これを行う必要があります。

Hello. My name is Emma and I am 17 years old. I text the weather please see whether you can convert always wantedto have been translated into other languages​​, I have to dothis you need to do this There.

Nice one, Google Translate.

こんにちは、私の名前はエマです。私は17です、これは正しく翻訳されている場合、私はおそらくそれは指摘しておかなければなりませんように私は、文字通りではなく、言っているすべてのかかる翻訳者にそれを入力していますので、私は知らない。

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Hi, my name is Emma. I'm 17, if it is translated correctly, it's probably me I must have been like to point out, not literally,that they enter into all such translators are saying Masu, so Ido not know.

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Wednesday, 13th April 2011

#SINGitforJapan - My Chemical Romance

This video is the most important thing you will watch for the next month or so. Not that anyone even reads my blog to watch it, but If you happen to see this, please watch the video and buy the song. Because Japan is wonderful.

Monday, 11th April 2011

I keep thinking that something important happened on this day but I can't remember what. I might be getting the 11th confused with he 9th, which is Gerard Way's birthday and that's a pretty important event.

I should really be writing an essay for this question:

"With reference to the topic you have studied, examine and comment on the controversies which arise from an issue or issue within medical ethics and how far these can be resolved by or how far these conflicts with religious/moral principles"

I really have no idea. I have en entire folder with notes on Catholic views, Muslim views, Hindu views, Kant's views, Utilitarian views... lots of views. Maybe I do know how to answer the question and I just cant be bothered to actually write the answer because JoshJepson playing Ocarina of Time is much more fun.

Today is the first day of the Easter holiday and I am bored all ready. It'd be nice to go out some time this week, but I doubt I will because I hate going out alone and my friends don't often go out. I've sent them all a message though so maybe someone will take pity on me and get me out of he house for a few hours one day. (:

I have to get my photography done soon too. This part of photography is worth 50% of my grade and I've done hardly anything because my teacher made me do the stupid black and white film that I didn't want. I suppose two weeks + royal wedding is enough time for me to fill my sketch book if I do a little each day and take lots of pictures.

This has been a post.

Tuesday, 5th April 2011

I did not get sent to the hall today. I had a long-ass meeting with my Tutor which was mostly me leaning on a table and listening to him talk about the new rules. I did ask for him to tell me about the rules, it was a one-on-one meeting and tbh I don't think I'd rather have asked anyone else. All the other teachers are all old and scary.

I should really be writing an essay on medial ethics right now. I'll get started in a bit.

Monday, 4th April 2011

I have a little ranting to do due to the fact that school has now become a prison. My school, or "sixth form centre" as I probably should call it decided to go down the route of "Zero Tolerance" starting today. This means that for doing even the slightest thing wrong, you get sent to the hall. Being a member of the sixth form, which claims to be a separate entity to the main school i expected the teachers to be a little more lenient with the rules, as we are not forced to attend and that we chose to. But no. I got sent away twice. Twice. The first time, I'll admit i was 10 minutes late for my lesson so it would make sense for y'know a slight telling off or "please try to be on time in future, you're missing out on precious learning time" but no, I get sent to the Sixth Form Director. He wasn't in his office. I waited for about 20 minutes for him to return, by which point I'd been joined by another member of my class who had also been late. Her bus hadn't come in on time - hardly her fault that she had been late really, but still. So, after missing ten minutes due to my lateness, and my teacher sending me away for 20 minutes for no reason I missed half of my lesson. Is there any logic there at all? Being late and missing lesson is punished by missing more of the lesson? And apparently this "Zero Tolerance" is going to help us learn. Not if it's causing us to lose lesson time it isn't. The second time I was sent away (this time to the hall) I had been literally 2 minutes late and the lesson hadn't even started, but I had to go off and miss more lesson time walking over to the hall. Upon arriving at the hall, I was sent back because the hall was full. The hall was full. Around 200 students have been sent to the hall today, or so I hear, for "bad behaviour" which I personally think isn't helping them to do better at all. If anything, the kids in the main school will do wrong on purpose to get out of lessons. And all of this just before exams. I do, however have one teacher who seems sane enough to agree with most of the sixth form students that these new rules are a load of absolute shite. He's actually lovely. Two girls walked into the lesson late and he didn't give a flying fuck. He is the only one who understand that exams are right around the corner and we need all the lesson time we can get, we don't need to be sent of to the hall every five seconds. I sound like a bit of an ass kisser there, huh. Basically, it's like I've gone back to being in year seven. I've said many times today: if they are going to treat me like a child then I will start acting like a child.