Saturday 30th July 2011

So today was maybe the best day of my life.

I spent around two hours in the Royal Albert Hall watching six of my favourite people doing their thaaaang. That sounds dirty. It isn't. Even if Mat wasn't wearing pants apparently.

(not my picture, it's just relevant)

Anyway, Today was the Horrible Histories BBC Proms and it was bloody fantastic! I got an amazing programme which included this:

and this: and this: which are all lovely. Larry's is my favourite. He's just a bamf in general.

Our seats were pretty high up. Really high up. And behind the stage, which resulted in us seeing a lot of this: and at one point this:

However, at one point this happened: and it was wonderful and I fangirled so hard.

THE END.

Going through an old facebook message...

i got smacked by some more dodgeballs and beat jack at mercy on friday. i lost to kieran and rissa. they're better than me

today, i went out! !
it rained and then i was muddy and i got completely raped on the floor after having a mint fight :L
then i got mayonnaisey pasta all over jack's scarf with is like a fucking tablecloth! srsly, it's huge! and had a starbucks. and smacked two people in the head with a hoop :L yeah. good times (:

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What a nickname generator thinks about me...

List of 53 Good Nicknames for You

1. Dean of Mean
2. Janitor
3. Shut Your Mouth
4. Ugly Snake
5. Nob scratch
6. cheese ball
7. Swamp Rat
8. Horse riding crotch rocket
9. Cum filled pus bubble
10. Registered Sex Offender
11. Virulent Racist
12. Pathological Misogynist
13. Never been Kissed
14. Dick Oven
15. Emergency Exit
16. Stinky Dumbface
17. Pecked by Birds
18. Get Real
19. Condom Leak
20. Needle Penis
21. Arsehole
22. Barstard
23. Cunt
24. Dickhead
25. Egg Breath
26. Yellow Teeth
27. Spoilt Brat
28. Stinkiest Fart
29. Hairless
30. Worst Idiot
31. Silly Jerk
32. Kack
33. Pimple Face
34. Nose Hair
35. Stinky Mouth
36. Smelly Cat
37. Shit Face
38. Ugly Duck
39. Biggest Loser
40. World's Biggest Moron
41. Nobend
42. Oral Giver
43. Prick (or Pussy for Girls)
44. Queer
45. Raisin Sack
46. Spasack
47. Twat
48. Gay Freak
49. Violent Gay
50. Wanking Expert
51. Piglet
52. Pin Head
53. Doofus

What a nickname generator thinks about me...

List of 53 Good Nicknames for You

1. Dean of Mean
2. Janitor
3. Shut Your Mouth
4. Ugly Snake
5. Nob scratch
6. cheese ball
7. Swamp Rat
8. Horse riding crotch rocket
9. Cum filled pus bubble
10. Registered Sex Offender
11. Virulent Racist
12. Pathological Misogynist
13. Never been Kissed
14. Dick Oven
15. Emergency Exit
16. Stinky Dumbface
17. Pecked by Birds
18. Get Real
19. Condom Leak
20. Needle Penis
21. Arsehole
22. Barstard
23. Cunt
24. Dickhead
25. Egg Breath
26. Yellow Teeth
27. Spoilt Brat
28. Stinkiest Fart
29. Hairless
30. Worst Idiot
31. Silly Jerk
32. Kack
33. Pimple Face
34. Nose Hair
35. Stinky Mouth
36. Smelly Cat
37. Shit Face
38. Ugly Duck
39. Biggest Loser
40. World's Biggest Moron
41. Nobend
42. Oral Giver
43. Prick (or Pussy for Girls)
44. Queer
45. Raisin Sack
46. Spasack
47. Twat
48. Gay Freak
49. Violent Gay
50. Wanking Expert
51. Piglet
52. Pin Head
53. Doofus

Day 30 - guilty pleasure crush

Day 29 - undead crush

This one is OBVIOUSLY aimed at Twilight fans.

Day 28 - unnatural hair color crush

I already used Gaga but this one is too awesome to pass up.

Day 26 - food network crush
Day 27 - other species/alien crush

NO. :L

Day 25 - historical figure crush

I am unable to put into words how much I love Emperor Elagabalus.

Day 24 - ginger crush

Day 23 - comedian crush

NO REGRETS. JUST LOVE.

Day 22 - antihero/badass crush

Day 21 - vintage crush

WTF DOES THIS MEAN?!

Day 20 - villain crush

Day 19 - gadget crush

I dunno if this is what it means but the Wii U is one sexy piece of technology.

Day 18 - mythical creature crush

I know I've already used him but MYTHICAL CREATURE CRUSH?!

Day 17 - sci-fi crush

Day 16 - person with glasses crush

I literally can't think of anyone except Brendon Urie and I've already used him.

Day 15 - opposite of gender preference crush

Day 14 - book character crush

Day 13 - brunette crush

Day 12 - video game character crush

Day 11 - television commercial/ advertisement character crush

We are going to ignore the fact that he was one a handsome man and is now half a goat because he is Jim Howick.

Day 10 - TV character crush

Day 9 - movie character crush

Day 8 - blonde crush

Day 7 - singer/songwriter crush

Day 6 - cartoon character crush

Day 5 - Disney crush

Day 4 - comic book character crush

I don't read enough comic's to have one. In Doctor Who Adventures they have a comic with Matt Smith though but I can't find a picture of him.

Day 3 - TV star crush

As if this one wasn't obvious.

Day 2 - movie star crus

30 Day Fandom Crush Meme <3

Day 1 - tumblr crush
I don't have a tumblr crush lol.

THIS IS HAPPENING NOW.

30 Day Fandom Crush Meme <3

Day 1 - tumblr crush
Day 2 - movie star crush
Day 3 - TV star crush
Day 4 - comic book character crush
Day 5 - Disney crush
Day 6 - cartoon character crush
Day 7 - singer/songwriter crush
Day 8 - blonde crush
Day 9 - movie character crush
Day 10 - TV character crush
Day 11 - television commercial/ advertisement character crush
Day 12 - video game character crush
Day 13 - brunette crush
Day 14 - book character crush
Day 15 - opposite of gender preference crush
Day 16 - person with glasses crush
Day 17 - sci-fi crush
Day 18 - mythical creature crush
Day 19 - gadget crush
Day 20 - villain crush
Day 21 - vintage crush
Day 22 - antihero/badass crush
Day 23 - comedian crush
Day 24 - ginger crush
Day 25 - historical figure crush
Day 26 - food network crush
Day 27 - other species/alien crush
Day 28 - unnatural hair color crush
Day 29 - undead crush
Day 30 - guilty pleasure crush

Friday 8th July 2011

Tickets for the Horrible Histories BBC Proms opened at 9am this morning. I was on the computer from 8:15 to make sure I got some and kept refreshing the page. I actually got to fill in the order form a minute before 9am and managed to avoid the 2000 person queue and secure three tickets to go and see my favourite people ever performing. Wow.

HELLO. I'M EMMA. SOMETIMES THIS BLOG HAS A LOT OF HORRIBLE HISTORIES ON IT AND SOMETIMES IT DOESN'T. USUALLY IT DOES THOUGH. BYE.

Guys stop that. Stop being so awesome. Just stop.

(okay continue)

15) Post a picture (or more than one picture) of your absolute favourite character so far.

Hi. Have I mentioned that I love Elagabalus?

WARNING: POSSIBLE CREEPY FANGIRL POST RIGHT HERE.

14) Who’s your favourite actor/actress in the programme?

Right. Fangirl mode activate. This here is Mathew Baynton and he is my favourite actor from Horrible Histories because... I don't even know why he's just so amazing. Literally all of his characters are done really well and his accents are perfect and he has wonderful hair and he's just so good. Plus, he can sing. AND HE'S ELAGABALUS OKAY AND I LOVE ELAGABALUS.

Any excuse for me to post this picture.

13) Which is your favourite shouty ad?

- NEW VICTORIAN MAID.

12) What time did your favourite Historical Hospital Dr come from?

- The Egyptian one. He was so camp and lovely.

11) Post 5 screencaps of your favourite series two episode?

Episode 8.

10) What’s the weirdest fact you’ve learnt from watching?

- Probably the bit about that one pirate stealing cows and trying to get arrested because they were spewing and puking and puking and spewing.

8) What’s your favourite sketch from series two?

-When this sketch first happens I literally spent the entire thing crying. I will never get over how funny this sketch is.

"I'm not going to blind you with science, just assault you with this red hot poker!"

"Only SCIENCE has the answer. Science and mustard!"

"I am a sausage! Sizzle sizzle sizzle!"

7) Which George do you like best sad, bad, mad or fat?

-Surprisingly, my favourite is George IV, the fat one.

6) Who’s your favourite historical figure covered in the series so far?

This badass right his is the Roman Emperor Elagabalus. (Except his name wasn't always that.) Anyway, he held dinner parties and made his guessed eat rocks that looked like food while he ate the food himself. He used guts to tell the future. His dessert was so scrummy you won't literally believe it. He created the Roman lottery and gave away nice prizes, like houses and slaves (not so nice for the slaves) and some not so nice ones like bees and dead dogs. And sometimes he shot the lottery tickets out of a cannon but included some poisonous snakes too so the people had a hard time getting the tickets.

I also love Elagabalus because of the way Mat plays him. He's so camp and funny and that accent just kills me.

I can't believe I just practically wrote and essay on why I love Elagabalus. I have no life.

5) Post your favourite song.

I imagine a lot of people know this is my favourite song, from the fact that my twitter and dailybooth usernames are now pachacuti. :L

4) Which era covered is your favourite?

- I like pretty much all of them. They all have their own little things so I really don't know how to choose. I suppose Rotten Romans comes to mind first because I've always loved Romans idek why.

3) Post 5 screen-caps from your favourite series one

episode.
(I DON'T THINK I HAVE SERIES ONE SCREENCAPS)

This is all I have from series one. You can tell I like 2 + 3 better.